Well kiddies it's All Hallow's Eve again and this year you may decide to go out Trick 'r' Treatin' dressed as your favourite movie hero. You might go as Captain America this year or as Johnny Depp (Like from Pirates of the Caribbean and not The Rum Diary) or any other film icon. I'm betting we'll see every little girl want to be Nina from Black Swan (2010) this year!
Maybe that's not the best idea. In fact, we here at Norwegian Morning Wood have come up with SIX terrible Halloween Costume ideas. Some are just iconic Film Douches, others really have no time and place for implementation ever. Grab your bowl of candy corn and let's dive in:
#6: White Guy as Sgt. Lincoln Ossirus from Tropic Thunder (2008)
#5: Father / Son tagteam as Man and Boy from The Road (2009)
#4: Eager Child as Bomb Diffuser from The Hurt Locker (2009)
#3: Five Guys as the Ghostbusters...and Walter Peck from Ghostbusters (1984)
#2: Anyone as Man from Bambi (1942)
Going as the Hunter from Bambi may be a worse costume than parading around as Hitler on October 31. Is there a greater evil in the world? It's not like the outfit could really declare it, you'd just look like a hunter. UNLESS you carry around a stuffed Bambi Animal and make sure to take a couple shots at it at every party you attend! When's the last time you saw that scene above? How could they put that in a kid's movie?! That's terrible! You killed Bambi's mom?! Get out of here! How does Bambi end? Doesn't he become a badass buck by the end of it all? I don't know.
#1: Older Man as Kevin Bacon from The Woodsman (2004)
this version of Kevin Bacon. Yeah that's way worse.