2016 March Badassness: ELITE EIGHT

Only eight combatants remain. We're getting down to the true depths of badassdom. Can Buffy continue her run at the top? I did not expect...any of these to get this far! Only a single #1 seed and two #2 seeds remain, beyond that it's 6 seeds and lower! WHO WILL COME OUT ON TOP?! You decide! Polls will close this Wednesday, March 30th!

Winners of this move on to the Final Four, which this year will be held in the Heisenberg Memorial Arena in Albuquerque, New Mexico!

Detroit Region:


WHO WOULD WIN BETWEEN.....

(9) Buffy Summers
(6) Django Freeman
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Breakdown:

It was a longshot that both of these fabled warriors would make it this far, but this is a great match-up. Both are trained in the arcane arts - Buffy with crossbows and spells and shit, and Django with whips and horse tricks. Both of their vendettas tend to be very focused - Buffy on killing vampires and demons and shit; Django on killing evil white slaveowners. How would they react when pitted against each other? You decide you sweaty beast!

Lavender Town Region


WHO WOULD WIN BETWEEN.....

(8) Hellboy
(10) Link
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Breakdown:

Hellboy is a pretty typical monster for Link to take down - but can he comprehend the intricacies of Hellboy's dance between benevolent desire and malevolent destiny? Can the Master Sword chip the Right Hand of Doom? Will it sense Hellboy as evil to be vanquished or be rendered powerless when it senses his good heart? Din's Fire won't hold up well, that's for sure. And can the Hylian Shield repel bullets? Choose you blood-letting pop culture jockey!

S-Mart Region


WHO WOULD WIN BETWEEN.....

(9) Ashley Williams
(2) Wonder Woman
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Breakdown:

Can you imagine the amount of quips Ash would spout out of his mouth during this match? Wonder Woman can surely deflect the shotgun shells (wait, can she?) but how will she stand up to a chainsaw to the torso? On top of the brutal pummeling, would Ash be able to fight a woman at all without being distracted by her hotness? This one probably comes down to whether Diana chooses battle armour that covers her legs or not. What say you, you cheese-snorting donkey person!?

Mega-City One Region


WHO WOULD WIN BETWEEN.....

(1) Mohammad Ali
(2) Judge Dredd
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Breakdown:

Both these matches came down to the wire in the Sweet 16 but the #1 and #2 seeds emerge to face each other down in the meatiest match-up of the tournament. Can Ali's right hook bust through Dredd's helmet? Can he dodge explosive bullets and kicks to the chest? This is another quip vs. stone face showdown pitting two cocky motherfuckers against each other who go about their cockiness in extremely different ways. Choose ye that outcome, fair human!

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