First, pick a city (the more sin the better) and pick someone to get married. The premise will be that Stu, Phil and Alan (played by Ed Helms, Bradley Cooper and Zach Galifianakis) are attending a bachelor party...and the movie begins...
Opening Credits: Simple white font over innocuous landscape shots
The First Scene is a domestic conversation about the upcoming wedding with the groom and one of the Four Core Alcoholics
Dad loves this, so don't fuck it up
Alan Interrupts a toast with prepared remark
Time-Lapse City From Night to Morning:
Alan is the second to wake up
There's a critter in the bathroom
Stu has damaged his face
We awake to find someone who we did not start the night with in their hotel room
However the most important person from the night before is missing!
Check your pockets!
We partied all night with a feeble human who can't talk, so of course Alan makes inappropriate penis jokes
We pick up the person we're looking for but find someone else instead
With difficulty we return what we stole but are injured for it
Valuable information from a cameo
Which leads us to Bryan Callen
Stu's Weakness for Prostitutes
Leaving this place we're attacked by gangsters avenging our theft
And someone is shot!
Chow Attacks!
Alan admits it was his fault we blacked out
But he didn't mean to!
The Owner of the Animal we stole inflicts some damage
Stu Sings!
We meet some gangsters and get an ultimatum for the release of our missing friend
Tho improbable, we succeed during the second night but the next morning instead of our missing friend the gangster has someone else
This is too much, we need to call our wives. How about Phil? But wait! Stu figures it out!
Our missing friend was at the hotel the whole time!
Race to the wedding
Stu! Time to tell off somebody
So the wedding goes pretty smoothly despite the groom having a rough face
We've got a special guest singer
And someone found a camera, let's look at the ridiculousness we actually had over the credits!
Opening Credits: Simple white font over innocuous landscape shots
The First Scene is a domestic conversation about the upcoming wedding with the groom and one of the Four Core Alcoholics
Dad loves this, so don't fuck it up
Alan Interrupts a toast with prepared remark
Time-Lapse City From Night to Morning:
Alan is the second to wake up
There's a critter in the bathroom
Stu has damaged his face
We awake to find someone who we did not start the night with in their hotel room
However the most important person from the night before is missing!
Check your pockets!
We partied all night with a feeble human who can't talk, so of course Alan makes inappropriate penis jokes
We pick up the person we're looking for but find someone else instead
With difficulty we return what we stole but are injured for it
Valuable information from a cameo
Which leads us to Bryan Callen
Stu's Weakness for Prostitutes
Leaving this place we're attacked by gangsters avenging our theft
And someone is shot!
Chow Attacks!
Alan admits it was his fault we blacked out
But he didn't mean to!
The Owner of the Animal we stole inflicts some damage
Stu Sings!
We meet some gangsters and get an ultimatum for the release of our missing friend
Tho improbable, we succeed during the second night but the next morning instead of our missing friend the gangster has someone else
This is too much, we need to call our wives. How about Phil? But wait! Stu figures it out!
Our missing friend was at the hotel the whole time!
Race to the wedding
Stu! Time to tell off somebody
So the wedding goes pretty smoothly despite the groom having a rough face
We've got a special guest singer
And someone found a camera, let's look at the ridiculousness we actually had over the credits!
