March Badassness 2018: Skull Island Division

Hey look, it's March! For the past four years Norwegian Morning Wood has hosted an annual tournament of the greatest, toughest fighters in all of pop culture. As you can guess, having 64 fighters a year means that by around the mid-point of year two we were scraping the barrel. That's never stopped us, though, and here we have 64 NEW combatants for you to vote on. Having trouble thinking of 64 badasses? Or 128? Or 192? Well here's 256. Vote across all four divisions each week until we reach the championship round!

And now here is the SWEET 16!

Who would win between...
(1)King Kong
(4)Neil Degrasse Tyson
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How did Neil Degrasse Tyson get this far? How would he fare against a giant Ape? Kong has pretty much dominated every fight so far, but he might meet his match against this smooth-talking astrophysicist.

Who would win between...
(6)Conan the Barbarian
(2)Abraham Lincoln
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This is a battle between brute strength and shrewd politics. Lincoln is no slouch, whether he's swinging an axe or his own fists, but in Conan's defense, he's no slouch whether he's swinging an axe or his own fists.

Other Divisions:

Overlook Hotel
North Pole

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