March Badassness 2018: North Pole Division

Hey look, it's March! For the past four years Norwegian Morning Wood has hosted an annual tournament of the greatest, toughest fighters in all of pop culture. As you can guess, having 64 fighters a year means that by around the mid-point of year two we were scraping the barrel. That's never stopped us, though, and here we have 64 NEW combatants for you to vote on. Having trouble thinking of 64 badasses? Or 128? Or 192? Well here's 256. Vote across all four divisions each week until we reach the championship round!

Who would win between...
(8)Gipsy Danger
(4)Sherlock Holmes
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I don't really know what to make of this one. First, this is Gipsy Danger, not Charlie Hunnam, so we get to see him battle again next week in Pacific Rim: Uprising (2018). That could sway some votes, but not as much as the fact that this giant robot should be able to just step on Sherlock Holmes. This is all about giant smashing robots clashing against intellectual mystery solving. Oh pop culture. You're nuts. Where do your tastes lie?

Who would win between...
(2)Santa Claus
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For some reason I'm super into watching Mulan vs. Santa. This is did this happen. Santa does have holiday magic on his side. And if he and Peter Taggart move on this ends up being a weird Tim Allen showdown in the year 2018 for some reason. Mulan's got the power, though. I mean, she climbs big towers, shoots arrows, busts gender norms, does it all. Fires cannons and causes avalanches. She's great.

Other Divisions:

Skull Island
Overlook Hotel

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