26 March 2012

First Impressions: 21 Jump Street

I'm not sure anyone could have predicted that one of the funniest movies of the past few years, possibly all-time, would come in the form of 21 Jump Street (2012). How did this happen? 21 Jump Street is a show known mainly as the launching pad for Johnny Depp, not a particularly interesting, engaging, or dearly loved property. This movie was not heavily hyped or anticipated. Its buddy-cop comedy plot is fairly worn and uncomplicated. Still, has been one of the best movies of the year. HOW?!



The above-clip highlights some of the film's better jokes but it doesn't do it true justice. The film is excessively goofy, primarily caused by Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum, who both prove themselves actors of adept comic timing. They also served as executive producers, with Jonah Hill also contributing significantly to story elements. This allowed them to really let loose a full level of wackiness.

Like I said, 21 Jump Street is a fairly unknown property these days. It has name recognition, sure, but there's no real sense of treasured longing. The film essentially stands on its own as its own comedy, not unlike the Starsky & Hutch (2004) of yesteryear. The film addresses this a few times, pointing out how dumb retreading an old idea is. There are several moments that seek to upset tropes of its genre, including unexpected car chase explosions, the acknowledgement of stereotypes, and the critique of a changed High School life in the past decade.

The movie is really all about the insecurities invoked by High School. Almost like Billy Madison (1995), Channing Tatum finds out that being a huge asshole in school does not make him as cool as it once did. There is a clever switch between him and Jonah Hill, and each use their own natural personae to their fullest comedic extent. Each character learns to respect how the other clique lives and come to peace with both of their failed High School dreams.

Along the way they are accompanied by a great cast of Rob Riggle, Ice Cube, Ron Swanson, James Franco's brother (who was also in Superbad (2007), briefly), a chick from Scott Pilgrim vs. The World (2010), and that other kid from Scott Pilgrim vs. The World. There's also a horny Ellie Kemper, Chris Parnell, and the clueless guy from New Girl. The best turn, though is from (mild spoiler), Johnny Depp who makes a surprise appearance that immediately captures everyone's attention. There are some other people from the original 21 Jump Street cast here, which is cute, but c'mon, landing Johnny for a ridiculous couple of minutes was huge. They also manage a nice transitions between iterations by simply killing off all the original characters. If only The A-Team (2010) could be so bold. Maybe that was for the best.

As for the two leads, Jonah Hill is running right along these lines. It's almost like his character from Superbad has grown up a bit, although he displays a far greater insecurity that he manages to get over by connecting with his confident, cooler, better-looking friend, but not at the expense (nearly) of his own integrity. Channing Tatum on the other hand, hasn't had the best opportunity to cultivate his comedic talents, but he's getting there. His ability to laugh at his own dumbness really helps the film get along. We can easily picture Jonah and Channing becoming these characters based on the genres they've settled into. Comedy and Action collide with some incredible results.


This movie is consistently funny. The jokes in any trailers don't really do the film justice, the scenes go on tremendously long, squeezing every big of possible laughs out of every situation; on and on to the point of ridiculum. The movie also has a continuous swagger, the main characters have little regard for the consequences of any of their actions or language, and when they inevitably screw things up they aren't filled with awkward uncomfortable moments, which a movie like this could very easily slip into. Instead it chugs forward with an unrelenting pace of absurdity, foul language, and an absolute commitment to awesome.

This is captured particularly in some scenes of the stages of H.F.S. drug use and the end credits, which demonstrate a continuous stream of every awesome image possible. This is perhaps best expressed, though, in the climactic post-prom limo chase through downtown that features gunfire, tuxedos, doves, makeshift bombs, and very nearly a pleasant dose of oral sex. It's also worth mentioning that they worked in a fairly organic mention that Jonah Hill's High School crush is of course, 18 years of age.

This was one of the funnest, hilarious films I've seen in movie theater in years, if not all-time. Yes, possibly even managing to beat this one. There's not a whole lot of depth here beyond tipping over a few tropes, displaying a dose of drugs, sex, swears, and Channing Tatum kicking High School ass, it just works.

21 March 2012

Trends: March is the New Summer

The sun is shining bright in the sky, the radios are pumping out the hottest jams of the year, and the box office is pushing every weekend with high-profile franchise blockbuster releases. And it's...March? How did this happen? It seems that in 2012 we've pressed fast forward on the calendar. This is normally the kind of feeling we're supposed to have on Independence Day, not St. Patty's.

Hot Hot Heat:

First of all, the literal temperature for most of the Northeast has been particularly unseasonably warm. The Snowfall Derby has been a meager trot this Winter, and we've seen more green around than the Chicago River this past Saturday. This week especially is projected to have a constant wave of sunshine and blazing heat. People are jogging half-naked, wearing shorts, shades, and rollerblading around. It's a perfect way to beat the summertime springtime heat. This is supposed to be the official start of Spring, but instead it looks like a nice day for a swim at Amity Island. It's bonkers.

Hot Hot Beats:

There were a flurry of tracks that dropped this week that seem well-suited for a Summer Jam. We've got B.o.B. on "So Good" and Flo Rida ft. Sia on "Wild Ones," both of which are no strangers to landing choice Summer Beats. We've also got all this low-level crap from random bands that have had trendy appearances on SNL like Karmin and Sleigh Bells with their singles "Brokenhearted" and "Comeback Kid" respectively. All of these tracks are perfect Summer Jam Candidates - fast, danceable, and catchy as hell. They all pale in comparison to Nicki's "Starships," which is one of the more perfect Summer-y songs I've heard in a long time. Since last Summer, really. Take a listen:



It's this sick combination of hip-hop, techno, and pop that is absolutely tailor-made for the zeitgeist. It's fierce, pounding, and displays the full extent of Nicki's talents, including the slight amount of AutoTune that makes her voice stuck in your head for days. It's a party song, it's a background song, you can focus in and out and dance your ass off to it at the end of the day. It's brilliant from a Summer Jam Standpoint. But it's March, honey. How did this happen?

Hot Hot Flicks:

March started with The Lorax (2012), which would seem like a more honourific re-telling of a beloved Ted Geisel tale if not for the shameless selling of the property for Mazdas. Anyway, the astounding success of this fuzzball surely represents one aspect of the typical Summer Box Office that has effortlessly been boiled into March, 2012 - the family-friendly CGI Animated film.

Looking at March's other weekends we see plenty more. We have untapped adaptations of works new and ancient, with plenty of box office potential in John Carter (2012) and The Hunger Games (2012). Okay, so one of those may be known one day as one of the bigger flops of all time, but it really shouldn't be ignored. The other one is landing this weekend, and by all rights it should blow the Teen Market out of the water. Apparently it's like a much less crappy and sexually confusing version of Twilight, which is always welcome. It's interesting that almost since we could see the light at the end of the Twilight / Harry P Cash Tunnel we've been looking for its successor. Why is The Hunger Games that successor? Who knows, but it was appointed that a long time ago. Maybe they can squeeze nine films out of the three books. That ought to last a while.

The Hunger Games is a perfect Halfbuster - the kind of unproven franchise that will likely land its subsequent adaptations some juicy Summer or Winter releases. There is an obvious fallacy here, though - if The Hunger Games does well enough in March, why shouldn't it stay there? Why not just start the Summer Box Office Season in the Month of Caesar?

In recent years April and March have proven themselves to be substantial release months for big movies, usually ones with potential the studios are wary about. As March takes off, April is getting compacted and it's really a matter of time until it's just one big block of continuous blockbusters. It's a crazy thought, especially in an age that increasingly cites the Blockbuster as dead. The numbers and trends (ignoring Summer 2010...) refuse to point in that direction.

March continues its assault with 21 Jump Street (2012), an upsurging R-Rated Comedy that really butt-fucked the Box Office last summer (see Bad Teacher [2011], Horrible Bosses [2011]). Two weekends from now we've also got Mirror, Mirror (2012), which I know nothing about really, but seems like a bingo chick flick that should tap an under-served market this month, and Wrath of the Titans (2012), a sequel to the surprisingly huge 2010 film. Without blinking it's an easy-to-read Summer Month in any other year. This is 2012, though, baby! We're all going down anyway! We got to get all our shit out there while we can. I'm pumped for Wrath, that big dog thing and then that giant lava thing should get their days fucked up, bro. Tight shit.

15 March 2012

The Long Halloween Vol. III: March Madness

Welcome again folks to Third Rendition of The Long Halloween, Norwegian Morning Wood's yearlong examination of Holiday viewing for each month of the year. After the first two years of doing this we did to death the common holidays of Christmas, Valentine's Day, St. Patty's and so on, so this year we are really striking out on a limb. The results have been terrible, but today we celebrate the only real reason to get out bed throughout the month of March - NCAA Division I Basketball.

Today is the start of the 64-team portion of the tournament, although in actuality the 8-team play-in round started this past Tuesday. It is in fact, a ridiculous expansion and dilution of Athletic Success. Nevertheless, March Madness is surely an unofficial Holiday couple of weeks, and to be honest, cities and employers should be put on hold for a few weekends. It's cruel and unjust that we shouldn't be able to cheer on teams as great as the Long Beach State 49ers and the Long Island University Brooklyn Blackbirds.

So, on this great weekend of revelry, which coincides with St. Patty's this year, what should you watch to put yourself in the mood? Well, I think there's not going to be a ton of time to watch anything besides basketball, but you will have some mornings free. The obvious answer would be to latch on to classic, emotional coach-oriented basketball movies like Hoosiers (1986), Coach Carter (2005), or Space Jam (1996). But no, we want to get into the tournament itself and all the glory and fame that comes with it. Therefore we're striking out on a limb, you may have to do some digging but you need to go out and watch The Fab Five (2011).

The Fab Five is an ESPN documentary that focuses on the Michigan Basketball Class of '95 (admittedly many left way before then), which featured one of the greatest recruitment classes in the history of College Basketball. Although it took some time, eventually all Five Freshman started games together and brought a whole new level of swagger to the NCAA. From their baggy shorts, rowdy backgrounds, and unrelenting winning attitudes they captured the attention of a nation.

The documentary, directed by Jason Hehir, does a fantastic job of giving background to each of the players, the coaching staff, and both their external and internal situations. It also features extremely candid interviews with every player, with the exception of Chris Webber, who after declining in scandal and painful memories both on and off the court, declined. The documentary is worth watching alone to hear Jalen Rose talk about Duke and Grant Hill, effectively summarizing his frustration with the roles and judgment of society along with admitting his very personal flaws and bitterness. They also come together nicely to sum up why I've always hated Christian Laettner. It's frank, rich, and honest moments like these, highlighting both the good and the bad that these players faced, along with a keen insight into their minds twenty years earlier that make this a great documentary.

Hehir gets close with the players but also remains unbiased. The documentary ultimately doesn't take a stand on the scandal that followed - the pay for play by booster Ed Martin, Chris Webber's perjury on said subject, as well as his accidental time-out calling in the 1993 National Championship Game (they were out). The documentary doesn't sugarcoat these moments but ultimately finds redemption in the fact that the Fab Five were still able to leave a legacy beyond that of many of the other teams that did win championships that year or the years after.

The documentary leaves you with a tremendous amount of insight and information about everything college basketball. The 1991 Michigan Class of Recruits changed the game, not from how much talent they exhibited, but the way they treated themselves and the media. The way they displayed themselves and played the game serves as a template for the way it is played today. ESPN has developed a knack for finding the story in a sports world that may otherwise not have a lot of merit. Of course, the narrativization and sensationalization is how they manage to keep SportsCenter up and running 18 hours a day. They find a story in the chaos of "things happening," and there isn't one to get a fan more pumped up for some March Madness than The Fab Five.

And I'm an OSU fan.
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