04 May 2012

The Road to a Blockbuster: The Avengers and a Complete Lack of Subtlety

Last year we went through this with THOR (2011). I went into detail about how hard THOR tried to become an EVENT - that big cultural phenomenon that focuses the entire nation's energy for a few hours on a single movie. Lately it seems as if this has been a more obvious trend, or perhaps I'm just older and more cognizant of it. Studios through marketing, word-of-mouth, and carefully crafted hype and viral campaigns attempt to position themselves artificially as the next big thing, even if the film is wildly off the mark. This essentially happened with THOR, at a final tally of $181 million, it's far from a flop, but not necessarily the $300+ million expected after Iron Man (2008) proved to be a game changer.

This year has been really interesting with the kind of ruthless advertising studios have done to re-position their products against each other. The goal here is to not only rule the Box Office, of course, but to be the topic of conversation on every tongue in America. March 2012 saw the debut of two films that couldn't have had more different set-ups and more different pay-outs. Indeed, the hype was so huge that it seemed like Summer was here already.

Disney advertised John Carter (2012) ridiculously, and sought to make it a tentpole film, one that could spawn an entire franchise of sequels and toys and pictures of Taylor Kitsch on slushies. Ultimately this was due to the fact that Disney knew what it had on its hands - an absolute flop, the reasons for which are too complex to get into here, although, in true Avengers fashion, the Hulk does a fine job describing why. John Carter was set up to be that national talking point, unfortunately the only thing people talked about was how poorly it performed at the Box Office.

The Marvel equivalent to LeBron, Wade, and Bosh
We can contrast this with The Hunger Games (2012), which is has been the most successful film to secure for itself a spot in the national consciousness in years. On a budget nearly a third of John Carter's it has crossed over five times as much cash. More than that though, for four weeks all anyone talked about was The Hunger Games. Its characters, setting, and basic plot elements have seeped into every corner of American culture. I have not seen the film but I know that in a dystopian future United States named Panem, Katniss Everdeen volunteers in place of her sister to represent District 12 in the annual Hunger Games, falls for two other dudes, gets mentored by Woody Harrelson, and eventually wins the thing without really killing anyone, because you know, THAT would be just wrong. That is what all movies want to be - so huge that someone not even in their demographic, who has not even seen the film or has a desire to see the film knows everything about it. Every film this summer should seek to do what The Hunger Games has done.

This brings us to The Avengers (2012). No matter how well this film does, it should make Blockbuster history. Never before has there been such a simultaneously disparate and connected shared cosmos between films as big as this or a lead-in so long and devoted. Let's get back to Iron Man, though. Even though Superheros have dominated the movies for the better part of a decade, only two have really stood out as huge earners - Spider-Man and Batman. Iron Man is the quintessential B-Hero, mostly known in the great debate of whether or not he wore underpants underneath his Iron Suit. When he flew to $300 million, virtually tying Indiana Jones in 2008 it seemed as if more of these B-Heroes, when handled properly, could be the key to a great fortune.

Iron Man was followed by The Incredible Hulk (2008), Iron Man 2 (2010), THOR, and Captain America: The First Avenger (2011). Everyone outside of Iron Man has done alright, none unprofitable, but it's clear that Robert Downey Jr.'s charm was driving a lot of Iron Man's success. The Avengers have done a nice job of highlighting his role over Chris Evans' or Chris Hemsworth's, but it still seems like they haven't positioned themselves as neatly as they could have. Sure it has plenty of buzz, but where's the cheap sell-outs, the constant video spots, the intrusion in the national conscious? Where's its Mazda ads?

The agnostic's delight
It's there. The Avengers have done a spectacular job of infiltrating our minds and culture without us even realising it. My favourite may be the Avengers Hero Bologna. Seriously. It's also notable that F/X has been getting us into the mood by playing non-stop Marvel Superhero movies, mostly Daredevil (2003) and Ghost Rider (2007), but nevertheless it's priming us toward those superhero beats and expanding our spirit of disbelief. F/X has also been airing AVABAR (2009) every night this week, but that's besides the point.

It does have a Dr. Pepper line, thank goodness. I was worried about that one. You need a Dr. Pepper line. I'm thinking at this point along the same lines as The Hunger Games. Lionsgate didn't hammer us over the head with advertising. They just knew their product was going to be huge after years of hype. It wasn't a disappointment. The Avengers will be the same way. There isn't a need to saturate the market with advertising and buzz because we're already there. We've had four years of anticipation and budding interest. Also, apparently it's the tits. It has also seeped into our talk in other ways, such as these very cool Black Widow and Hawkeye posters. In a sense, The Avengers almost seems like it has come out already - there is plenty of fan speculation, art, excitement, and energy surrounding the production, and it feels as if it's been bulging and bubbling for years. That's really because it has, and despite a dearth of talk, there has never really been a question of its success.

The big showdown this Summer when we get down to it, is between The Avengers and The Dark Knight Rises (2012). Can one Batman do what it takes seven Avengers to do? Probably. He's done it before. More importantly though, who will leave the greater cultural imprint? The Avengers have always been a cheerier story than Batman, and Christopher Nolan's vision has always hinged on a darker and realistic environment that has influenced just about every Superhero portrayal since (actually, except for the Marvel tie-in films). The big questions with The Avengers is simply whether or not it will be able to balance its disparate elements, provide a catharsis as satisfying as its build-up, and deliver a product that will make all the crap that came before it worthwhile.

As of right now the film should be in the midst of its midnight premiere. What are you doing sitting here?!

25 April 2012

Summer Preview 2012

Well folks, it's the last summer we'll have before the end of the world and Norwegian Morning Wood will be there to chronicle it. We have epic blockbusters coming out, the Summer Jam Royal Court of Summer, and plenty of wet and wild fun for all.


Now, tracking the Jams of Summer have been some of the worst-rated NMW posts of all time, but they're incredibly fun to do and serve as a nice weekly capsule of Pop Music Life. This year we will not be tracking the Top 8 so thoroughly and have some more room for subjective judgments, including Hot Jams of the Week as well as Old School Revivals. There will also be a greater emphasis on Hot Artists and their careers.

We've also got plenty of big-profile films coming out, namely The Avengers (2012), whose opening next week will officially kick-off the Summer Season the first weekend of May. The other release with the highest profile is The Dark Knight Rises (2012), although there are plenty more that range from the intriguingly thoughtful (Prometheus [2012]) to the retarded (Battleship [2012]). Who will earn the Summer Box Office Crown? It will very likely be someone wearing blue or black tights. Yeesh.

It's going to be some Summer. Ride or die.


15 April 2012

Modal Nodes: Artists With a Single Good Track

This is a fairly random thought. I'm unsure if others experience this phenomenon, but it seemed to crop up every once in a while in my pop culture tastes. There are a handful of musicians who I absolutely despise, yet I give them credit for a single decent track. These aren't one-hit wonders or anything, but established, popular musicians who I typically cannot stand. Somehow they let that gem slip by though:

#4: "Crash Into Me" by Dave Matthews Band



Many nights I stay up in bed thinking, nay, believing that mine will be the last face seen by Dave Matthews as my hands tighten around his throat and he lets out his last gasp of air and then expires. I can't stand him or his band or his wishy-washy nasally singing. His voice is especially atrocious, it sounds like Kittens Dying. It's terrible. Their music is pot-music for non-potheads. It's all the mellow of Jack Johnston without any of the humility, self-reflection, or sense of humour. Then again, when "Crash Into Me" comes on the radio my hand hesitates. Do I actually like this song? Fuck, fuck I do.

#3: "Friends in Low Places" by Garth Brooks



I react irrational to all forms of Country Music. It just makes my brain dissolve and I become agitated and ornery. Chairs are thrown across the room and bottles are broken in a blurry haze until the track stops or the jukebox machine is destroyed. This song comes on and I begin my fury but then I hesitate. What is it about "Low Places" that DOESN'T make me want to punch babies until my knuckles are sore and bloodied? It may be Garth's strong blue collar crossover appeal, the ease of group drunken singability, or maybe it's simply the fact that fuck yeah I've got friends in low places.

#2: "Bangarang" by Skrillex



This is actually the track that inspired this post. When I first heard Skrillex I couldn't stand him. He seemed like a David Guetta wannabe with a harder edge, but techno is techno, man. If I'm not watching The Matrix (1999) or zoned out on mescaline I have little desire to go down the electronic route for my music. Skrillex seemed like another overrated "prodigy DJ," which is an oxymoron in and of itself. Then I heard "Bangarang" and instantly got an erection. It's a thrilling track, elegantly mixed and the video above is weird and cool as hell. That's the best word. It's a cool fucking track and I feel like awesome sauce jamming out to it.

#1: "Rockstar" by Nickelback



 Ahh Nickelback. It's nice that I don't have to explain any irrational hatred for these guys. No one likes these guys. They're an absolute garbage band for sure, but have you heard "Rockstar" lately? It's a perfectly guilty pleasure song, four minutes of the perfect Rock fantasy done without any real instrumental or vocal talent, of course. It's a song all about selling out, and Nickelback's accurate portrayal is ultimately a whining satire of Rock Life. It's a great song because anyone who's listened to a lot of Rock Music has listened to it because of every reason Nickelback mentions in this song. It's fucking sublime. Obviously, you take a glance outside this track, though, and you can induce auditory vomiting without the proper precaution (ear plugs).
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